Would You Rather?

The Tattooed Minivan Mom asked everyone to submit their questions for her "Would You Rather?" segment. She got so many fun questions that she's got TWO day's worth of questions! Today, here's my answers to the first part...what fun!!

1. Would you rather eat a cockroach or a bull nut?

I would rather eat a bull nut. I don't do bugs....I don't do bullnuts per se, but I'd imagine they'd taste more like my normal fare than a roach.

**EDITED: Ok, I don't EVER eat any form of nut, so when I say "normal fare", I'm speaking of being a carnivore and not eating scrotum!**

2. Would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month? (Remind me not to hug you should we ever meet in person someday.)

I would definitely choose not brushing my teeth. I can't stand not taking a shower for more than a day. I could always rub my teeth with a washcloth & eat some gum.

3...Not sharing #3 on a family blog...go see Tattooed Minivan Mom's site if you want to know the question to #3!!

4. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?

I have both...but only one will last forever.

5. Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

I'd rather not speak again. 'Cause I could write to communicate, or learn sign language. But I'm afraid I'd scare people away if they knew my mental commentary all the time!

6. Would you rather know it all or have it all?

I'd rather know it all. Although, if you knew it ALL, that would be a big responsibility...so I'd want the strength to know it all.

7.Same for #7...family blog...go find the question yourself if you're curious!

8. Would you rather skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?

I'd skip my birthday. Christmas is a big family celebration, and I wouldn't want to take that away from anyone!!

9. Would you rather be followed by a cloud of dust or a cloud of gnats?

Probably a cloud of dust. But where could you go surrounded by either one?

10. Would you rather eat a toenail omelet or a hair sandwich?

Toenail omelet. I guess. Gross.

11. Would you rather lick the discharge from a cats eye or lick the dried spit from the corner of a teachers mouth?

I can't even answer that question....isn't there a "none of the above" choice? I guess if I had to choose, it would be the spit because cat-eye-discharge? Vomoot.

12. Would you rather have dinner with the Obamas or go on a date with George Clooney?

Uh, dinner with Obama...so I could tell him what I think of his policies. Politely, of course. :)

13. Would you rather be paralyzed or blind?

I would choose blind.

14. Would you rather blog or sleep?
SLEEP! I never can get enough of that!

15. Would you rather take a cheese grater to your sunburned back, or pour alcohol in a new hole in your toe:)

Pour alcohol on a new hole in my toe. Assuming the hole was already there by some other mistake & I wasn't making a hole for the purpose of pouring alcohol into. You can sleep without putting pressure on your toe. I can't sleep without lying on my back for part of the night...get your minds out of the gutter....

16. Would you rather use the woods or a port-o-potty?

Definitely the woods! Port-A-Potties are sooooo nasty and stinky and in the woods, you don't have to see anyone else's left over business!!